glass_icarus: (saiyuki: makai tenjou)
just another fork-tongued dragon lady ([personal profile] glass_icarus) wrote2010-10-25 01:30 pm

a collection of last nerves people have happily trodden past

things white people do: unacceptable "social"/"flirtation" behaviors
[note for anyone wondering if these examples are hypothetical: THEY ARE NOT]

1. Gratuitous mangling usage of my presumed mother-tongue is an automatic FUCK YOU: not in the you're-getting-laid sense, but in the my-eyes-roll-forever-and-also-you're-getting-laid-OUT sense. Or at least, this is the case when you are talking at me.

2. So is getting in my personal space uninvited.

2a. So is touching my clothing, like for instance lifting the hem of my jacket to stare at my ass when I happen to be standing next to you in a bar. No, I do not care that you are drunk. No, I do not care that you are a lady- I am all for equal-opportunity ogling, but this is not okay coming from anyone.

2b. So is touching my hair. See previous no's.

2c. SO IS TOUCHING MY ASS. RAISE ALL PREVIOUS NO'S TO OH NO YOU DIDN'T.

3. SO IS FOLLOWING ME, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

4. At cultural events like, say, this fashion show, you being the "token white person" is not necessarily the plus you think it is. Especially if you introduce yourself as such. Even more especially if you lurk at the periphery of my conversations with other people- one girl and one guy in this case- and wait for the guy to go get a drink before you introduce yourself.

5. There is a 99% chance that asking me where I'm ~originally from~ will get you a LINEFACE DEATH GLARE. (Yes, even if you ask what my name is first. Also yes if you ask what my name is and then proceed to get it wrong.)

6. This does not give you license to ask me "Y SO SRS." Especially not in that particular tone, and while you are wearing a shit-eating grin.

7. Calling me by my presumed ethnicity/nationality? Never going to get you there.

8. Combinations of the above are going to get your ass ditched as publicly, coldly, and impolitely as I feel able to. Also, I will have no compunction about snarking at you, LOUDLY, directly behind your back- more because I don't want to see your face than because I can't or won't do it to your face. Nor will I have any compunction about warning all my friends about you and enacting a physical wall of shun whenever you approach.

In conclusion: HOME TRAINING, GET YOU SOME. >:E
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[personal profile] whymzycal 2010-10-25 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
WTF is wrong with people?!
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[personal profile] leupagus 2010-10-25 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
... I mean, you were sitting on it the whole night when I met you, so I have no thoughts about your ass one way or the other, but all I can think is, if someone is THAT CURIOUS about your ass, there are so many better ways to assuage that curiosity. Also, sorry about those losers, they suck.

... heh. "assuage."

[identity profile] zahrawithaz.livejournal.com 2010-10-25 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, so sorry that you have been on the receiving end of all this harassment and disrespect. This is quite a list. Thanks for putting it out there.
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[personal profile] crossedwires 2010-10-25 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh dear. And *hugs*
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[personal profile] lamardeuse 2010-10-25 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH PEOPLE, JFC.
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[personal profile] yifu 2010-10-25 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
*_* So much fail. Sorry you had to deal with that. I hope this doesn't get any worse for you.
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[personal profile] whymzycal 2010-10-25 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
SOME PEOPLE'S CHILDREN. FFS.
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[personal profile] themadpoker 2010-10-25 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
WOW. Every time I think people can't get any worse I'm proved wrong. Sorry you had to deal with that.
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[personal profile] trinker 2010-10-25 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Is there a manual in a cereal box or something that they all study? (2a is super special, though. I never got that one.

9. It is not hipster ironic to parrot racist tropes as attempted pickup lines. The L-word I'm overcome with when you say, "me love you long time!" to me? Is LOATHING.
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[personal profile] leupagus 2010-10-25 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
WASN'T IT CLEVER WHAT I DID THERE.
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[personal profile] yasaman 2010-10-25 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh, sorry you've had to deal with all that shit. My personal least favorite is #5, and I fuck with people by giving them the honest response of "I was born in Germany!" It's always fun to watch people flounder with their assumptions after that.
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[personal profile] musesfool 2010-10-25 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh. I'm sorry people suck so much.
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[personal profile] reddwarfer 2010-10-25 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Y SO MUCH FAIL? *hugs*
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[personal profile] puckling 2010-10-25 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
2a. So is touching my clothing, like for instance lifting the hem of my jacket to stare at my ass when I happen to be standing next to you in a bar. No, I do not care that you are drunk. No, I do not care that you are a lady- I am all for equal-opportunity ogling, but this is not okay coming from anyone.

Wow. Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail.

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